Blame it on Your Mother
I lost my lover, what'll I do?
Lost my lover, what'll I do?
Lost my lover, what'll I do?
Blame it on your Mother!
I can't do math, always add wrong.
Can't carry a tune, not even this song.
I love to eat tons of Ding Dongs.
Blame it on your Mother.
Important dates, I always forget.
I've got no sense of humor, not one bit.
My roast beef tastes like sh_t.
Blame it on your Mother.
Saturday night, and I'm all alone.
My teenager takes that tone.
President Bush tapped my phone.
Blame it on your Mother.
Blame, blame, blame it on her.
Blame, blame, (just look in the mirror)
Blame, blame, (and then have a beer)
Blame it on your mother.
Happy Mother's Day All.
12 comments:
Things will pick up for ya, and if they don't? Blame it on your mother. Cheers Meg!!
Hey, Happy Mother's Day Meg!
Fuck your humour blogs rating.
Your blog is a reality check... But I'm a little scared at blaming the forgetting part on my mom--as you'll see if you read my mother's day post.
I forget important dates, too. And, now, I know who to blame.
We had it last month but still, good advice!
I love blaming things on my mother and there are so many things to blame on her. I hope you had a great mother's day and hope things get better soon.
I blame my mother for my thighs.
The good thing is that not only can you blame it on your mother, but you can also blame it on your father.
I hope you had a great Mother's Day!
Aw. That heartfelt ditty brought a little tear to my eye.
hope you had a good mothers day. award for you on my blog
Sounds like we should blame it on George Bush's mother, Barbara, which seems good to me.
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