Meltdown #1 -- We are walking along the Pacific to Venice Beach and Ten-Year Old has one thing on his mind: chicken wings.
Meltdown #2 -- Teenage Son needs his caffeine fix and he needs it now!!!!
Meltdown #3 -- We find a place with wings and Dr. Pepper, but Vegetarian Daughter cannot eat the fries we agreed to share because, OMG, they are on a plate with a dead animal.
Meltdown #4 -- Ten-Year Old wants to return to the hotel and play Webkinz on the computer.
Meltdown #5 -- Vegetarian-But-Non-Vegan-Daughter needs ice cream and she needs it now!!!
Meltdown # 6 -- Teenager wants to know why we can't give him money so he can wander by himself and buy Bob Marley accessories.
Meltdown # 7 -- Webkinz, ice cream, Rastafarian! Now!
Repeat. Every. Minute.
At very loud volume.
With random walk stoppages.
Meltdown #8 -- Husband says I am to blame for spoiling our children and therefore he won't be going with us to Universal Studios tomorrow.
Meltdown #9 -- There is no meltdown #9 because after we get back to the hotel, I take a Xanax and go to bed.
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