Sunday, May 10, 2009

Blame It On Your Mother, I Do

My apologies if 'Skip To My Lou' gets stuck in your head.

Blame it on Your Mother

I lost my lover, what'll I do?
Lost my lover, what'll I do?
Lost my lover, what'll I do?

Blame it on your Mother!

I can't do math, always add wrong.
Can't carry a tune, not even this song.
I love to eat tons of Ding Dongs.

Blame it on your Mother.

Important dates, I always forget.
I've got no sense of humor, not one bit.
My roast beef tastes like sh_t.

Blame it on your Mother.

Saturday night, and I'm all alone.
My teenager takes that tone.
President Bush tapped my phone.

Blame it on your Mother.

Blame, blame, blame it on her.
Blame, blame, (just look in the mirror)
Blame, blame, (and then have a beer)

Blame it on your mother.

Happy Mother's Day All.


Schmoop said...

Things will pick up for ya, and if they don't? Blame it on your mother. Cheers Meg!!

A Free Man said...

Hey, Happy Mother's Day Meg!

Fuck your humour blogs rating.

Lori said...

We totally dig this blog!

Check out ours when you get a sec!

-Lo and Li

sage said...

Your blog is a reality check... But I'm a little scared at blaming the forgetting part on my mom--as you'll see if you read my mother's day post.

musingwoman said...

I forget important dates, too. And, now, I know who to blame.

Unknown said...

We had it last month but still, good advice!

Jen said...

I love blaming things on my mother and there are so many things to blame on her. I hope you had a great mother's day and hope things get better soon.

Bee said...

I blame my mother for my thighs.

The Retired One said...

The good thing is that not only can you blame it on your mother, but you can also blame it on your father.

April said...

I hope you had a great Mother's Day!

JD at I Do Things said...

Aw. That heartfelt ditty brought a little tear to my eye.

Jaime said...

hope you had a good mothers day. award for you on my blog

Anonymous said...

Sounds like we should blame it on George Bush's mother, Barbara, which seems good to me.