At 17 and 15 mine are past that sticky blanket phase, but we got other things going on. Daughter convinced me that buying one of those tall cans of Arizona iced tea and getting one free was a good deal. I'm not really in favor of buying drinks with no nutritional value,
The following day, her younger brother expressed interest in the second can and I told him he could have it.
When Daughter discovered this she went .... well...wacko. Somehow she thought it had her name on it. But we checked and it didn't.
Her: (to her younger brother) That's mine. I put it in the fridge to get cold.
Him: Nope. It's mine now.
Her: Give it to me.
Him: (sipping) Ummm. It's good.
Me: (the sound of a mom ignoring)
Her: Give me half!
Him: Get a glass.
Her: You get a glass.
Him: You get a glass.
Her: Mom, bring me a glass!
Me: (the sound of a mom hiding)
Her: Give it to me now!
Him: (savoring) Ahhh. So refreshing!
Her: (the sound of her nearly 18-year old hands dumping a bowl of Fruit Loops* on her brother's chest)
Him: (the sound of his 6'2" frame covered with milk and cereal bits escaping out of the front door)
Her: (the sound of her 6'1 frame bolting to lock the front door. And then the back door)
Him: (no sound, just outside prancing like John Cleese in front of the kitchen window miming his complete enjoyment in drinking the iced tea. His iced tea.
Me: (out of hiding and holding my gut with laughter)
Her: (screaming at me) If you don't stop laughing I will...I will push you!!!!
Oldest Son Emerging From Basement: You really should do something about this, mom.
Me: Is it 5 o' clock yet?
Food and Drink addictions are serious things, folks. And so is living with kids.
*I didn't buy the Fruit Loops. My ex (who lives with us) got 2 boxes free and I had to hide one box from Daughter, as you can imagine. Clearly getting free stuff isn't worth it.