Why I Suck at Being a Redhead

There are a few things in which I excel.

One of them is making CD mixes. The secret is in the transitions.

I'm also good at wiping up dirt and dog hair from the floor with my bare hands.

This is an incredibly efficient method as it saves time from getting out the vacuum and searching for a plug that is unoccupied. And around here, they are never unoccupied.

That said, there are a few things I suck at.

Like hammering holes in the wall. I suck at it because I have a complete and utter disregard for studs. I mean, they're never where you need them.

I also suck at being a redhead. Or more precisely, staying a redhead.


For those of you who've been around here for awhile, you know that I used to look like this:





Now (thank you midlife crisis) I look like this:





Which means I color my hair.


Which means that in doing so, my bathroom door looks like this:





And my bathroom rug looks like this:





And my bathroom wall looks like this:






You see, I tried to cover the dye marks with paint, but alas, I suck at matching paint colors.


But I do have another idea.


I'm thinking I can cover the whole mess with these babies:






'Cause as some of you know, I'm a very good decorator.


I'm also starting to suck in my Humor-Blogs ratings, so how about a smiley?