Sunday, November 16, 2008

I See Bald People




On my stairway.





And they're not happy.






In fact, they're bruised.







I think it's my fault, but please don't report me.







For I will learn to tread lightly.





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23 comments:

A Free Man said...

I'll try not to grass you up to the child welfare folks...

unfinishedrambler said...

Holy freak. That's...uh...freaky. Thanks a lot for the nightmares I'll be having tonight.

Lori King said...

Oh my. Oh my. These are wickedly great!

Suzie said...

Wow what a weird stair case. That would take a lot of glue

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Suzie-E6000 glue. The new love of my life.

Chris Wood said...

I see bald people too, but it's that little bald feller from Benny Hill. Damn him!

Steven said...

I don't think babies are actually bald, are they? It's not like they've earned that right.

They're hairless
Evan

Doug at Taunt Vortex said...

Not to change the subject, but I've got to ask - what's the album on the wall?

Vodka Mom said...

I see bald people, too! When I roll over at night and look at my hubby;s head on the pillow next to me. IT'S SCARY!!!!!!

Matt-Man said...

Ha. That's messed up, and I mean that in the best way possible. Cheers!!

Anndi said...

How many headless doll bodies have you thrown out! And how freaked was the garbage man?

Anndi said...

Wait, you kicked her face in because she stole your earrings, didn't you?

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

I bought the heads on eBay. But I do take apart dolls and use the parts to create new strange and lovely dolls.

Rickey Henderson said...

African American faces to kick? This strikes Rickey as rather racist...

Rhea said...

I'll never complain about the Legos on my stairs again.

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Rickey - I said I will learn to tread lightly. It's the dog who has a total disregard for them.

Debbie said...

I'm not sure I could go up the stairs and not give them a firm kick. Too much temptation. I'll go vote for you!

For Myself said...

The last one looks like she's pleading for the torture to stop. I want to rescue her. Wonder if she'll be the thankless type.

Just did a little exploring of your place, and I have to say...I love your blog.

The Brain Twinkey said...

Debbie said it best. I would probabaly kick a few of them in as well, especially if the mood was right!

jk

http://braintwinkey.blogspot.com

CK Lunchbox said...

that sooo falls under the Kreepy Baybeez category!

Jenn Thorson said...

I'm glad you did a closeup on them so I could verify that I was actually seeing what I was seeing. Otherwise it would be 2am and I'd be puzzling over whether those were decoupage or not.

sage said...

any title mentioning "bald people" get my attention

Heinous said...

That's creepy, but in a good way.