Meg's Meandering Monday

You may have noticed that lately my posts contain lots of photos. That's because I am either too drunk or too depressed too down to write. [But not that down Daughter--if you are reading this--as I have you and your brothers. And of course I never drink and drive]

Yes, folks, stuff is happening. But I am trying to keep things in perspective. This past Thanksgiving I made a list of things I am thankful for, and on the top of the list is the fact that I don't have to work outdoors in this shitty cold, gray Midwest weather.

And because it is the season of giving, and giving is supposed to combat the blues, I did one of those impromptu acts of kindness. Because, Internets, what could be worst than going door-to-door in sub zero temperatures and having to deal with vicious dogs OK, I only received one citation for my black lab and thank God my last name begins with a C or else I would have had to sit in that courtroom with all the losers of my city for six hours.

Anyway, now when the Gas Dude comes to read my meter, he is bound to crack a smile:




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