Rubbers in The Son's Drawer and Other Found Sh*t

As I may have mentioned, the people I live with are...uh, how can I say this tactfully...crazy!

Recenly I decided to clean house--mold was growing in the toilet and it was time--I found a few items of interest that confirms this:


While rummaging through 10-Year Old's drawer, I found these rubbers:



Mind you, they are rubber balloons filled with water, but WTF? Was he planning a surprise attack of some kind?

My family knows that water balloons along with rollerblading were outlawed last December. Ok. Ok. I was the one rollerblading. But do you know how much damage water exploding from a balloon does to oak floors?


While I was putting clean clothes in the spouse's drawer, I found this:




It's an electric shock game. The idea is to place your finger on the transmitter and when the timer stops, the last one to remove their finger gets a shock. I don't even want to think about why it was hidden with his underwear.



While dusting I noticed this:



WTF? That's Judy Garland's head lying there. And I'm pretty sure Groucho or Marilyn didn't do it.


Then later while I was putting the dishes a way, I saw this to-go cup wrapped in clear mailing tape.



I didn't even bother asking.



And when I went to call the pharmacy to refill my Paxil, I saw this snake skin on Grinnie Ginnie:



OK. OK. I put the snake skin there. But that's only because I found it lying on kitchen table. The kitchen table. Where we eat.



Lastly, I was straightening up the den when I found this poem on the desk:



"I love your screaming god art everything obsessive."

Yeah, that's what she said.

Craaa-zy.

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