Sunday, September 28, 2008

Jews: Get Thee Hinies to Florida!

Sarah Silverman who is longer f-ing Matt Damon nor Jimmy Kimmel apparently has some extra energy. Her new mission: The Great Schlep.

Silverman says that Jews are the most liberal people in the US. All except one segment of them--the ones called Nana, Papa, Zadie, and Bubby. She is urging all Jews to hightail it to Florida and convince their grandparent to vote for Obama.

After all, Silverman argues, old Jews and Blacks have a lot in common. They both wear track suits, they both love bling, and everyone they know is dying. Check it out (after the little ones are out of earshot):



The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.


If you're not one of the 8,000,000 people who has seen Silverman's I'm F-ing Matt Damon, click here.

To see Jimmy Kimmel's I'm F-ing Ben Affleck, click here.

To see Hillary Clinton's I'm F-ing Barack Obama, click here.

To see Sarah Palin's I'm F-ing Matt Damon, click the arrow:



To see a cute smiley face that hasn't been getting much action at all, click here at Humor Blogs.

21 comments:

for a different kind of girl said...

I don't even have words for how awesome this is..omg...I choked on my delicious baked potato. Thank you, Meg, for putting me close to death!

A Free Man said...

This is brilliant: "...back to 2000 when a little man named Al Gore got fucked by Florida..."

Classic. Here's hoping it works!

Matt-Man said...

I looooove Silverman. Thanks for the visit. It's nice to come across another Buckeye State Liberal.

As for your post below about the "Hot Bloggers Calendar". I have seen many of the bloggers they chose.

They should have picked a more accurate name. Perhaps, "Tepid Bloggers"...or "Not Completely Hideous and Disfigured Bloggers".

Cheers from Bagwine, Ohio, Meg!!

Amy Grindhouse said...

Hi, I wanted to come over and say 'Hi' *waves*

I love this video. Her deadpan style slays me.

Funnier than that though, as an aside, I lurve your title and tagline, one of the funniest I have seen!

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

FADKOG - Sorry about that. I'll issue a warning next time.

A Free Man - Yes, some of those women named Sarah are bright and funny.

Matt - Living on the border, we are a house divided--yes, Michigan fans using my bathroom, eating my macaroni and cheese...

Amy - Thanks. But my tag line is not supposed to be funny. It's the truth.

Anndi said...

This is when humour is best... when it's the truth.

Suzie said...

Funny

Lilacspecs said...

Dude, my surviving grandparents totally live in Pittsburgh and my Gram heard me go off on the complete idiocy that is Sarah Palin last night over skype. So I've done my duty....overseas even.
Go me!

LiteralDan said...

Funny, funny, funny. I'm so glad there are people out there willing to take the time to do stuff like cut Hillary/Obama quotes into singing that song.

Ms Picket To You said...

DUUUUUDE! Been searching the email for yours...

Chris Wood said...

I loved the Sarah Silverman stuff & have to say, some of that video had me guffawing. Good call.

unfinishedrambling said...

I don't miss much TV, but Sarah Silverman is something I do know I miss. (The Wife and I don't have TV, although we watch Netflix.)

Sorry I haven't been by in a while: life and trying to keep up with too many blogs (not just writing them but also READING them...stupid me).

See you later...I'll have a political post before noon today.

Chat Blanc said...

ya gotta love that shit!!

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Anndi - Yes. You don't know how lucky you are up North. Except for the cold.

Lilac - Thanks for doing your part from overseas.

Dan - I know. There are so many talented people out there with so much time.

Ms. Picket - My email badge is on my blog -- scroll down. You can check out my playlist there, too. And My Tweedy.

Chris - She is great. But they say a woman can't be funny unless she's fat, gay or Jewish. Is that why my numbers are slipping?

Unfinished - So you have to watch all those movies on a tiny computer screen? I think a fellow Sistah in Cusack deserves something better.

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Chat Blanc - Let's hope it ends soon.

unfinishedrambling said...

What I meant was we don't have cable. We do have a TV, on which we watch Netflix....d'oh! (smacking myself up side the head)

Unfinished Dude

JD at I Do Things said...

Oh, my god: LOVED the Sarah Silverman bit (and I am not a huge fan of hers). That was hilarious. I've seen the original "Matt Damon" and "Ben Affleck" ones, but not the Hillary or Sarah Palin ones. HA! C'mon Jewish youth! Schlep your butts to Floria!


JD at I Do Things

JT said...

Sarah Silverman ROCKS! She has the best demented sense of humor ever. I think it was the roast of Pamela Anderson where Sarah stood up and did her piece, and in walks the b/f with a puzzled look trying to figure out why I was on the bed. Once he discovered it was from laughter and not pain, he sat down, and watched Sarah for the first time in his life. Seriously! I've been educating the boy on the importance of comedians, and for someone who said he though stand up comedy was boring, I haven't had a problem getting him to sit down and watch with me since then.

JT said...

That was supposed to read why I was on the bed crying :P. It's to early to be coherent.

The Hypocritical One said...

I'm not sure if I'll get fired for watching these at work...or laughing this hard at work.

April said...

I hadn't seen the Palin/Damon or Hilary/Obama ones...but my fave is still the original!