I had a few drinks at a party the other night and asked a friend to take me home. Daughter wanted to know why I didn't drive myself home.
"Because I don't drink and drive," I told her.
"Mom," she said, put off. "You don't have to do that. You just put down the drink and then keep both hands on the steering wheel."
Why didn't I think of that?
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