Showing posts with label vagina love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vagina love. Show all posts

Friday, March 27, 2009

What Does It Mean to Have a Middle-Aged Birthday and be Marriage-Free?



It means you have to buy yourself your own damn birthday present!!


Here it is, as first seen on Homemade Hilarity:




My Vagina Wallet.

Teen Daughter says it's weird and creepy. I think she's jealous.


I also bought myself a birthday card:








So if you know any 25-year olds, email me. I'm available.


btw, thanks for all the kind comments on my coming out of the marriage-closet post. I promise I wouldn't play the distressed divorcee post too often.


Posted at Humor-Blogs.