Here it is, as first seen on Homemade Hilarity:

My Vagina Wallet.
Teen Daughter says it's weird and creepy. I think she's jealous.
I also bought myself a birthday card:


So if you know any 25-year olds, email me. I'm available.
btw, thanks for all the kind comments on my coming out of the marriage-closet post. I promise I wouldn't play the distressed divorcee post too often.