That didn't bother me at all.
Having had 3 natural childbirths, and cleaning up more snot, poo and puke than I can count, I find very little to be gross. But being the feminist and human rights activist I occasionally am, there are other things I find gross. Or maybe obscene is the correct word. Anyway, here's my Thursday 13:
1) With all the starving people in China, ur, well, somewhere anyway, the amount of money we spend in this country on recreation and other luxury items.
2) Like the $460.00 for an overnight trip to an indoor water park with the kids.
3) And the extra $34.90 for Movies on Demand in the room.
4) Moms who watch John Cusack Movie Marathons on demand instead of watching their children play in the wave pool.
5) Overpriced, overcooked chicken tenders in the themed restaurant in said water park.
6) The massive amounts of alcohol needed to wash down said ‘food.’
7) The $90.00 massage needed due to the hangover.
8) The additional $90.00 massage needed to relieve tension of doling out $5 bills for the game arcade because the pool closed at 10 pm and Grosse Pointe Blank wasn’t’ over yet.
9) The $120.00 facial after the massage because if I go COUCH SURFING again in Chicago this summer and happen to run into John Cusack at the Taste Fest, he’d at least look me over.
10) The $42.00 facial waxing because by God, what if he looks me over That Closely!
11) The $292.36 worth of beauty products on the display in spa because natural mineral makeup is also a must have for being ‘looked over' That Closely.
12) Aging women who still have the need to be ‘looked over.’
13) Aging men who apparently don't.
Stay tuned for my Couch Surfing in Chicago story in which I did not see John Cusack.
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