It's a Buddhist-Free, Metaphor-Free Post

I'm going to interrupt my scheduled Tuesdays With Buddhist Buddy--The Straight One post because God, I mean...Enlightened One, we could all use a break.

Besides, I got to wondering if my posts about genitals, marijuana, and gay twinkies, including a photo of the very ah....fit award-winning blogger, Muskrat, would get me in trouble as I apply for jobs to work in the public school system.  

You see they are quite choosy these days about who they let work with children. Last Friday I had to have my finger prints taken and an FBI background check run.  

I'm not sure how thorough those checks are, but my gut tells me they might not be pleased to land on the same website that the dude who googled "psycho woman pussy good" landed on.

So we're Buddhist-free today.  

And metaphor free, too.  

Check out this Metaphor-Free radio station.  It cuts through the figurative language of song lyrics and tells it like it is.  Kinda like my Buddhist posts do.  

But without the snuggie.

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