Besides, I got to wondering if my posts about genitals, marijuana, and gay twinkies, including a photo of the very ah....fit award-winning blogger, Muskrat, would get me in trouble as I apply for jobs to work in the public school system.
You see they are quite choosy these days about who they let work with children. Last Friday I had to have my finger prints taken and an FBI background check run.
I'm not sure how thorough those checks are, but my gut tells me they might not be pleased to land on the same website that the dude who googled "psycho woman pussy good" landed on.
So we're Buddhist-free today.
And metaphor free, too.
Check out this Metaphor-Free radio station. It cuts through the figurative language of song lyrics and tells it like it is. Kinda like my Buddhist posts do.
But without the snuggie.
Check out this Metaphor-Free radio station. It cuts through the figurative language of song lyrics and tells it like it is. Kinda like my Buddhist posts do.
But without the snuggie.
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19 comments:
That is too funny. This why clueless people should just stay that way.
That's great! I laughed all the way through and now, please bring back the metaphor!
(This is our only source of communication now.) PLEASE GET A JOB!
Well, if the FBI check your site, don't worry, none of us have any idea about Operation Big Clean.
So no more posts about furry bits and drugs? Awwwww ...
That clip was hilarious. I need a kleenex. And a new pair of undies because I laughed too hard.
I'll never get a real job again if my blog is found using combinations of words used to find me now. Well, I could get a job, but I'd probably not respect myself much when I was older, and that's already on pretty low supply as it is.
The clip made me chock on my Honey Nut Cheerios. It was worth it!
You mean psycho woman pussy good women dont make good job applicants. That just blows wads of cocaine
I too am looking for a new job... and I wonder what prospective managers think when they read my blog, if they read my blog.
Thankfully I only write porn under a fake name.
:P
HA! Good one. "I'm on meth, I'm on meth!" Reminds me of this
http://www.holytaco.com/if-movie-posters-were-honest
"If Movie Posters were Honest"
JD at I Do Things
I've been asked (told) to stop leaving comments and to talk to Meg (Peggie) directly. Wouldn't want to disappoint, so as McLaughlin used to say, "Bye bye!" (Eleanor Cliff laughing in the background as she calls the other guests "mofo's.")
And if you don' get it, it must be nice. You've never had to worry about financial matters! But you do now....
This is good. I learned some things, too, as I didn't know what some of those songs meant 30 seconds ago. Come to think of it, I miss my young naivete.
That's for the shout out! If my father-in-law only knew what he created when he gave me that stupid ass snuggie for Christmas. Wow.
Psycho woman pussy is a bad thing?
I don't get those stations around here. I guess that can't handle the undisguised truth
Thanks for the movie posters link, which further links to truth in ads and tv shows. tears are rolling down my cheeks.
I <3 truth in media.
My friend Patricia Pearson yesterday asked what's funny in these despairing times. Truth is a pretty good answer. Maybe you folks have other ideas? Let her know:
http://www.pearsonspost.com/weblog/blogger.html
Metaphor Free radio-- pretty funny. Personally, I enjoy my music so confusing even the folks who wrote it aren't entirely sure what it's about anymore. But y'know, "Candle in the Wind" now has a whole new view for me. :)
heh, well if your site wasn't attracting the googling weirdos, it certainly is now. Don't be overly shocked when Rickey mistakenly stumbles upon your site after searching for "masturbating Buddha."
I don't think you can have too much talk about Buddhists or metaphors. And the public school system needs a bit of shaking up anyway.
Oh, man, I was laughing so hard, wooo! Great post! And I am not Googling, well, you know, THAT...
Thank you for the comments on my "Good Thing" post, I appreciate the eyes on the page. BTW, which photo did you mean re: Facebook?
And yes, DKM rocks! (So do the Pogues):)
Hey, you are now an award winning blog. Come on over and get your prize.
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