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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

What Women Want - A Rap by Meg

Recently I got to thinking...2008 has been a historical year for women in the political race for president and vice president. We've come a long way, baby!

But still, it seems in some arenas women have got a long way to go. After reviewing the 2008 TV season, I experienced a mound of frustration. Thus, I decided to write down a rap. Yes, a rap. I, Meg, am an excellent rapper.

Warning: the following could cause laughter or disgust or neither.



What Women Want

Women’s fight for e-quality
Has come pretty far.
We can get better-paying jobs.
Can drink a-lone in a bar.

We got the right to ed-u-cation, a loan, a bank note
Got the right to smoke in public
The right to cast a vote.

But for true e-qual-ity,
We must continue with the fight
Some things that we need
Are completely out of sight

Let’s all take a moment
To stop and take some stock
'Cause on TV and the movies
It's nothing but a crock.

Guys get their clea-vage on every TV show.
Women’s full frontal nudity on H-BO.
All we get-is Colin Farrell’s chest.
The camera scans to his navel, then stops at the rest.



Guys got Pa-ris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson's tits.
But all we get to see -- the be-hind of Brad Pitt.
We want George Cloo-ney, Mc-Dreamy, Johnny Depp.
Just let see us the parts for which we have wept.




It's just a crock.
No way a shock.
Show us some...thing hot.

This tiny little thing, seems hol-i-er than thou.
In terms of e-qual-i-ty, we women cry foul.
Show us this sa-cred thing. How hard could it be?
It’s what we women want. And our gay bros agree!

We want An-ton-io Banderas, did I mention Johnny Depp?



This see-through double-standard is too hard to accept.
To change to equal treatment, it won’t take no new laws
Just some Hollywood producers who’ve got some bigger BALLS.

It's just a crock.
Undo the lock.
It's what we want.

Tick tock, tick tock...



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