I had a few drinks at a party the other night and asked a friend to take me home. Daughter wanted to know why I didn't drive myself home.
"Because I don't drink and drive," I told her.
"Mom," she said, put off. "You don't have to do that. You just put down the drink and then keep both hands on the steering wheel."
Why didn't I think of that?
posted at Humor-Blogs
14 comments:
Please tell me she's blonde....
Your daughter is fricking brilliant. Brilliant I Say!! Cheers Meg!!
Oh, your daughter is a smart one. I hope you have sturdy cupholders, tho. NOTHING gets the smell of beer out of upholstery (so I've heard).
She should be a lawyer! That's brilliant--I also like your title.
was she on art linkletters show?
She's going to be WAY popular in college!
Uh....yeah.
YIKES!
I've always been a fan of literalism.
Smart girl. This means she'll have fewer chances of getting pulled over.
please tell me she was totally kidding. okay, I know, I'm the blonde one now
LOL. Why multi task when you don't have to? ;)
*snicker*
Happy John Lennon Day!
Ha! Sometimes the obvious is the most difficult to see, your daughter is already one step ahead of most of the population.
oh my goodness - thank God mine can only say mama and no
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