Thursday, July 23, 2009

Blogher 09 in Real Life and My Fantasy Life

So I'm going to Blogher.  In real life.  

Even though I got closed out of the conference, there'll be plenty of things for me to do.  Too many actually. How do I choose?

There's the Blogher 5K or the Bowlher 09.  Both sound like work, frankly. 

There's the Ann Taylor Style Event or the gathering at the Queerosphere Crimson Lounge. Combine those two events and you'll have a REAL party.

--The MamaPopsRocks! A Sparklecorn Extravaganza????  Sounds sparkly.  Very Sparkly.

--The Third Annual CheeseburgHer Party???  Wear a bag on my head?  Hmm...maybe not.

--The Shutt Sister Suite GapBody Pajama Party??? A newly single girl partying with sisters in pajamas?  What's wrong with that picture?

The choices were overwhelming.  

I was going to go with the Queerosphere Crimson Lounge Party until I scrolled down the list and saw this:


 When I read it was the Mommy Needs a Cocktail Party  with chocolate, microbrews and a wine bar I knew my fantasy life had collided with my real life.

It's about time.

Look for me fellow Blogherers and keep me posted on any John Cusack sightings.

posted at Humor-Blogs where I used to be somebody


9 comments:

Holy Crappers said...

Closed out of the conference? What does this mean? ARe you not good enough for those bitches?

Jen said...

Are you following JC on Twitter?

http://twitter.com/shockozulu

Have fun at BlogHer!!

Candice said...

I don't even know what the fuck blogher is.

I'm crawling back in my hole now.

Have fun!

A Free Man said...

Enjoy! One of these year's I'll make it to that conference, but not this one!

Sage said...

Having been away for nearly 3 wks, I'm not sure what this is-a blog conf for women? I'm reading this and responding via a cell phone--why I don't know

Jocelyn said...

You have officially made me wish I was going to be the hell there.

Turns out, the stuff of your fantasy life aligns with mine. Have a blast--and I look forward to the post-posts.

Jen of A2eatwrite said...

Darn, I should have gone... when it was closed I gave up. Poop.

Suzie said...

Have a great time

Vodka Mom said...

hey! You were great. I am so glad you decided to come.

You are the easiest roomie - and you didn't mind my snoring!!