Ever since I tried to bring sexy back (scroll down), I've lost readers by Feedburner.
I'm such a failure as hot woman.
Anyway,
"Baboon guy?" My mouth agape. "Don't you know who this is?"
"Why should I?"
"Well, it's just common knowledge, like everyone in the world knows that George Washington is our first president."
"Everyone in the world doesn't know that."
I am such a failure as a parent.
Anyway,
Caption This (Wookiee, Frida Kahlo, and William Jefferson Clinton):
Winner will receive the following:
23 comments:
You are so bad!
Bill: "I promise, I gave up cigars. After all, Obama raised the taxes to an obscene level."
Oh NO!!!! Must be funny must try...want necklace.... cant think of anything...faliour sob sob
"Um....me like me some red", said Bill. "Get that Wookie out of here. He's stealing my action."
Ok, I'm ignoring the obvious unibrow joke and coming back to this after I spend my whole flight thinking about it. NANNY GARCIA WILL RETURN!
Bill whispering to Frida: "If he asks if you want to see his 'lightsaber', just say no."
Frida's thoughts..."This is why I like chicks. A wookie is holding my hand and Bubba is grinding on me."
Bill: "Hey ya Wookie! You know how to get this stain out?"
"Chewy, Bubba. Bubba, Chewy." A gum joke. Hey, why does everything need to be about sex?! Dammit, these are only dolls! What's wrong with you people?!
Alanis Morrissette, Bill Clinton and Chewbacca all escaped to found a better world ...
I have no creative juice today.
But I LOVE the key chain :)
Wookie nookie.
"Honestly Frida... I did NOT have sexual relations with that Wookiee!"
"Pssst... after you're through with Wookiee the Rookie here give me a call."
"I swear, I'm never going to win dancing with the stars like this."
Shoot! I was going to say the relations line...but Jeff beat me to it!
How bouttttt....
"Caught...one hand solo." or
"Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"
err...I got nothin.
How open to bribes are you? That's not my creative caption entry. That's me just telling you how badly I dig and want that necklace, and I'd do anything for it.
Bill: You remind me of Monica, can you wear a beret?
Frida: This unibrow doesn't stop on my face but continues to grow to my secret garden.
Chewie: Rahhrahhrahhh (translation: i am not wearing pants! this is going to be the worst three some ever.)
Oh, I think with my new scars i'm also a failure as a hot woman and somehow i don't care :)) But i still have one plastic surgery op to go, so who knows :))
When the drunken threesome deal goes down, a pang of regret is usually in the offing. For anyone not named Clinton, at least.
We're off to see the Wizard . . .
Bill: "I want a cigar!"
Frida: "I want a spa day!"
Chewy: "I want whatever sex organs a wookie is supposed to have!"
Oh please, i'll take the last one because it's already clear I'm a terrible mom so now i'm just running with it.
clinton doll says:
"pssst! have you seen c3po around here anywhere? i want to show him my new hard drive."
The cast of "A Chorus Line" took a downward turn during the recession. Yet, somehow, they still retained that singular sensation.
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