Not Your Everyday Caption Contest Winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's something I've learned: A decision-impaired person should not hold a caption contest. Thanks to all who entered, but in the end I asked my friends--let's call them Bill and Amy--to decide. Thanks, guys. For helping me out you get a lifetime subscription to Prefers Her Fantasy Life.

And the winner is:

Bill whispering to Frida: 

"If he asks if you want to see his 'lightsaber', just say no."

Congrats go to Raymond of Twisted Cartoonist.

Email me your address and this snazzy wallet is yours:






Kidding, of course. Nothing comes between me and my Vagina Wallet. 

Raymond gets this:




a tribute necklace to our grade school reading primers.

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Not Just Your Everday Caption Contest

Ever since I tried to bring sexy back (scroll down), I've lost readers by Feedburner.

I'm such a failure as hot woman.

Anyway,

I've gathered a few of my dolls together and one of my kids (who shall remain nameless by request) said, "What's up with that baboon guy?'

"Baboon guy?" My mouth agape. "Don't you know who this is?"

"Why should I?"

"Well, it's just common knowledge, like everyone in the world knows that George Washington is our first president."

"Everyone in the world doesn't know that."

I am such a failure as a parent.


Anyway,

Caption This (Wookiee, Frida Kahlo, and William Jefferson Clinton):










Winner will receive the following:

Should I let The Kid Who Shall Remain Nameless choose?

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