Friday, February 6, 2009

Not What The Midlife Crisis Doctor Ordered

Ever have one of those days when everything was clicking along...you're caught up on the laundry, the cable guy came when he said he would, you returned the overdue DVDs, the recent snowstorm negates the need to scoop up the mound of poop in the yard, your oil change was indeed jiffy, Family Night at the Book Fair (which includes snacks) takes care of dinner...

and you're driving along feeling that on-top-of-the-world kind of successful feeling. Yes. I. Have. Done. It. All. I. F-ing. Rock.  

And then you see this billboard:






I hate that, don't you?



Posted at Humor-Blogs.

20 comments:

papercages said...

First, I've never had the type of day you described. Ever. But if I had the billboard would be a bit of a kick in the butt.

Chas said...

There's always gotta be a show off. Sheesh.

Chris Wood said...

Why would you want to climb Everest blind? I mean, that's just a bit much.

I have no ambitions there, nor should anyone of a similar dose of brilliance and awesomeness, ie you. Let it go.

sage said...

Good for him! But then, I'm a tinge jealous as Everest is one of those goals I don't think I'll reach and I can see okay--except for upclose and that's a recent development.

You had such a perfect day until the advertising gurus ruined it!

Suzie said...

Yeah sheesh

April said...

Yeah, but I bet he doesn't have kids!

Harris said...

So, next time, do your laundry blindfolded.

Your welcome!

harris

NannyGarcia said...

Yeah, I hate people who overcome extreme disabilities too. Fuck them and their adversity!!

MilesPerHour said...

You can still rock! Sometimes others just rock AND roll!

Jay said...

Best thing to do after seeing that billboard is to drive around until you see one of those billboards that shows what happens to a beautiful young woman who addicted to meth. Then you go back to feeling good about things. ;-)

Nooter said...

that guy was always trying to one-up everybody in school thats why someone poked his eyes out but it didnt stop him. someone needs to kneecap him so the rest of us will stop looking lazy in his shadow!

Kevin John said...

Nooter hooked it.

Yea, I know what y'all mean Meg.

Sometimes if I get feeling that glum I just get some buds and go driving through the 'bad' part of town- where the bums live under the overpasses- with us tailgatin' and drinking beer and eating KFC, then throwing the bones at them.
Hell we might just throw them a beer.

It just makes everyone.. feel better.

Chat Blanc said...

haha! yep, it's confirmed, I'm a looza! :P

Jen of A2eatwrite said...

Absolutely, no kids for this guy.

And yeah, I do hate that.

for a different kind of girl said...

Well if that ain't a kick in the ass. Here's what I say - nobody likes a show off! Seriously? Some days I feel flippin' triumphant if I can get out of bed without an ache.

Doug at Taunt Vortex said...

Call me cynical, but I'm thinking that this guy's Sherpa guides just got tired and bored and told him "Hey, guess what? We're on top! Okay, time to go back down..."

Incidentally, I get blog trollers from Dubai too. What's up with that?

A Free Man said...

Bastard.

Candice said...

Why is he staring out into the wild blue yander on top of Everest? Seriously, is he enjoying the view?

That aside, I'd do him. He's sort of cute.

Hannah said...

Hell, I give you props for being caught up on the laundry. I never seem able to finish cleaning and putting away all the clothes in my house! :)

Father Muskrat said...

I feel good when I climb out of the bed and make it to the toilet before I vomit after a night of binge drinking. Billboard Man can bite me.