My First Caption Contest, Yeah!

In my continuing effort to be hip I was going to blog about man boobs, but that's been done to death. And by "death" I mean my own if I see any more of them.

I then considered doing something from the Urban Dictionary, but terms like 'a big red' have no place on a family blog written by a redhead.

Next I decided to host my first caption contest. But then I thought, OMG what if I host a caption contest and nobody comes? How uncool would that be. Can I risk it?

But seeing as how the alternative would be revealing more dysfunction in my household, I thought WTF I'll do it. I mean, everybody's doing it.

First a Disclaimer:

While other bloggers were apparently brushing up on their PhotoShop, I was probably watching Grosse Pointe Blank for the 13th time.

Another Disclaimer:

While other bloggers were learning how to add those cool voting widgets to their sites, I was probably watching High Fidelity for the 19th and 1/2 time (the 1/2 time is an experience I do not care to share at this time).

I'm hoping there is no Blogger Patrol out there because:

1) I will have to use a plain old photo

2) I will have to decide the winner of the best caption myself (and because these things make me extremely nervous, I'll have to drink a pint or two).

But there's good news: Prizes!!!

First prize is Diesel's book, Antisocial Commentary. That is, after I win one first. In the event I don't win one, the first prize is these Dandy Diesel Daisy earrings.



Now I realize that someone with man boobs might not go for daisies so I'm also giving away this:



A 12" collector series Xena Warrior Princess doll as seen on the popular television series. NIB!!!

Here's the photo. Enter your caption in the comments. And please don't leave me hanging here because then I would truly have to go back to blogging about beer.





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