Caption Contest Winners Live From The Pub

I’m blogging the caption contest winners live from here:



Because they have this:



And this:




And I like this:



And this:



I'm kidless because Teen, who just learned about cleavage, has taken his younger boy cousins here:




For wings, of course.

And with strict instructions to swim in front of the lifeguard Daughter and Ten-Year Old are here:




So I’m here at Dogfish with Sister-in-Law, the only family member who reads my blog. Not because she is supportive, mind you, or even because she thinks I’m funny. She’s basically a busy-body and needs to know everything that’s going on.




She never shows much cleavage but she drinks, so I love her. Also I can blame her for choosing the slogan winner so I am not accused of favoritism.

AND NOW THE PHOTO AND THE WINNING CAPTION:




Beat it. No you beat it.



Wait...Sister-in-Law tells me this is the wrong photo. Guess that's what happens when you drink too many of these:



They are 9% alcohol you know. Sadly, I do not own any Bush or McCain dolls, although I do have the have this one:



My Girl Hillary.

ANYWAY, HERE IS THE CORRECT PHOTO:




Thanks to all who participated. Now personally I liked the caption from Andy of Andy's Weird Warped World:

Fonze: Hey Sonny, guess where my other thumb is.

But since this is a family blog, Sister-in-Law The Prude told me I couldn’t publish that caption. Plus that Andy guy drinks way too much.

SISTER-IN-LAW'S PICK FOR THE WINNING CAPTION IS:



I got you babe, no I got you babe. Fellas please. I’m a lover not a fighter.




Great job JD of I Do Things. Thanks so much.

Although, I do wonder if a Black American would use the word "fellas". Oh, wait a minute, I forgot. Michael's no longer ..... never mind.

First prize was the one-of-a-kind Diesel Daisy Earrings (notice the presence of a link there):



But sadly, nobody wanted them.

So I decided to give the earrings to Sister-in-Law for helping me out, but even she informed me she’d take the freshwater pearl ones instead.

So if anyone out there wants these the second in my Diesel Series, email me and they’re yours.

By default JD gets second prize my Xena doll as seen on the popular television series:



Sorry Unfinished, although you do score points for liking Cusack, so I am publishing this for you:




Also I really liked the caption from Damon at Try To Keep Up:

a tree hugger,
a boy mugger,
and a Potzie slugger.

so I picked out a special gift for him at a shop on Rehoboth Avenue:



I also enjoyed the caption from AoE at Army of Epiphenomenon because it works with both the Bush/McCain photo and the original photo:

Sonny: I want to beat it.
Fonze: No, I want to beat it.

He is the lucky winner of this:



Have fun AoE selling the toast on eBay.



So JD, Damon, and AoE email your addresses to Pegcypher at sbcglobal dot net to get your gifts.

And because adding all of these links has made me thirsty, I really must go and drink more of these:



But I am so not tipping the bartender because the asshat didn't ask to see my id.




Stay tuned for:

-Meg and Teen do the Virgin Festival
-Stalking Once Removed
-and Something Something About These:




If you now have the song "I Got You Babe" stuck in your head, visit Humor-Blogs and vote for all of these funny folks.