It’s difficult to believe that Republicans chose a VP candidate who apparently can’t keep her own house in order, let alone the White House.
Yes, Sarah Palin, McCain’s running mate or running MILF...
announced Monday that her 17-year old daughter has been knocked up. The father is bad boy Hockey Hunk, Levi Johnston, who describes himself on his defunct MySpace as a ‘f-ing redneck’.
F-ing Redneck.
Those might be the most honest words uttered to date in this convention.
Of course Palin will stick by her daughter, who plans to wed Hunk by Christmas. This gives shot-gun wedding a new meaning when it’s the Alaskan Sports Mom Running for VP holding the shotgun.
The Republican spin: "Life happens!"
Yes, life happened to Barack Obama’s mom, too. But at least she wasn’t promoting abstinence in place of a well-protected romp in the snow.
But really, that’s not what bothers me the most about McCain's choice.
No, it’s not the names of Palin's kids: Bristol, Piper, Track, Willow, and Trig—cause it’s about time somebody took the focus off of Moon Unit Zappa.
It’s her inexperience. When vetted by the Republicans, Palin asked what it is exactly that the VP does.
Bill Maher tells it the best:
And if you skipped the video, because you can't wait to vote for this post at Humor-Blogs, here’s Maher's answer to that question:
"They start wars, enrich friends, subvert the constitution and shoot people in the face."
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