Thursday, January 29, 2009

Somebody's Been Playing With My Dolls--And Not In A Good Way

As you may know I have this collection of memorabilia dolls:  






And twice now I've walked into the kitchen to see this:






Was it the Teen? The Ten-Year Old?

It's not that I'm a prude by any means. It's just that Salvador Dali is an old man and Kwepee, just out of diapers. Even that's a little ped-i-verted for this aging Hippie.

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BTW, This weekend is the Ann Arbor Folk Festival starring My Jeff Tweedy of Wilco. If I'm not around much, you'll know I've:





More perversion at Humor-Blogs.

34 comments:

Cameron said...

I'm sorry, but that's just funny. The ten year old didn't do it...it's not ten year old funny.

Have fun this weekend!!! But not too much fun!

NannyGarcia said...

It was the teen!!! I blame my teen for everything. Remote missing? The Teen. Water left running? The Teen. Vibrator misplaced? The teen.

Theresa B said...

Honestly, a little navel gazing never hurt anyone!

Chris Wood said...

If memory serves, Dali had some highly questionable moments. He could be doing that on his own ...

Enjoy the festival ... crablot

Chris Wood said...

crablot was my word verification thing. Sorry! Not a comment on anyone.

CableGirl said...

*snicker* It may have been the teen, but come on now... that's farkin funny!

Cat said...

There are some disturbingly funny people living at your house. First, who ever set the whole thing up and then you for sharing it with us.

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Cameron - Yes, it is funny. And the kids thought it was funny when I brought the two dolls to the dinner table, replicated the pose and asked, "who's been playing with my dolls?"

NannyG - Not to self: hide vibrator in better place.

Theresa - I suppose. And it's never to early to convey to boys that yes, their partners need a little now and then.

Chris - Yes, it could be Dali, or maybe my Andy Warhol.

CableGirl - I'm wondering if its one of Teen's friends who's doing it. Or hell, it could be one of my friends.

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Cat - I'm taking that as a compliment. Thanks!

Suzie said...

Bad dolly's BAD

for a different kind of girl said...

Bigger question - what is Big Boy doing up there with his burger?

Philly said...

Ya know it is always helpful when you have someone to check the lint in your belly button.

#1

April said...

It probably is your teen, but this is a battle not worth pursuing. Look how much laughter we're all getting out of it!

Raymond Betancourt said...

Well...to be fair to Mr.Dali, he looks more frightened than anything else.
Still,I guess you have to keep your eye on anyone with a mustache like that.

Kirsten said...

He's just saying hello to the baby doll! Get your mind out of the gutter! :)

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Susie - Sometimes it's good to be bad.

FADKOG - I've warned him about that but I still love my Big Boy.

Philly - Yes, but it takes some skill.

April - Yes, I suppose it's better than playing some of those videos games of theirs.

RayMan- I think I need to move Dali over with my Kiss dolls.

Kirsten - Saying hello? Well, not in my fantasy life.

CWest said...

So I know we've never met or anything, but not only did I find this post hilarious (I too have had problems with dolls and my kid brother putting them in interesting positions), I saw that you took note of the word verification on Nanny Garcia's blog and I always find the words very odd, like for instance chnelog, the one for this comment post.

The Self-Deprechaun said...

Very Very jealous for the Tweedy concert! My friend just got me the Wilco documentary: i am trying to break your heart. i can watch it so many times over.

Have fun! Your dolls will be fondled while you're gone unfortunately.

The Office Scribe said...

My grandmother collects those Kewpee Dolls (has like a hundred of them) and even Sans Dali I think there is something kind pervy about them. I pointed this out to my grandmother the other night by saying "You think I'm weird? At least I don't keep nekkid children in the kitchen"

She had to agree with me on that one.

unfinishedrambler said...

Who's Wilco again? ;)

The dolls, freaky....please stop sharing photos of them.

Ms Picket To You said...

you are so brilliant. and your dolls are pervs.

Jeff said...

I had no idea you were a Charlie Tuna fan. I guess I owe you an apology for my last post.

Laura said...

It seems to be dolls playing doctor. Now that looks like a memorable re-enactment.

cohnsey said...

Did you ever catch the culprit?

Father Muskrat said...

I think the dolls did it themselves. The little perverts.

Matt-Man said...

Hahhahaha. That is funny, and something I would do. Have a faboo weekend, Meg. Cheers!!

Honeybell said...

This puts the move Toy Story in a whole new, slight creepy, perspective for me.

Kevin John said...

Toy Story!! Ha!

Good one Meg, hope you take a lot of warm clothes along, and have a nice time stalking.
By the way, I agree with Nanny: Blame the teen for everything, especially if you have male teens.

Jen of A2eatwrite said...

Way too funny! I hope that you have an amazing time at the Fest.

sage said...

I confess, I chuckled. I hope you had fun at the festival.

JD at I Do Things said...

Oh, that Kweepie doll scares me. I'm going to have nightmares tonight. Hopefully Salvador Dali won't make an appearance.

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

CWest - Pleased to meet you. Yes, some folks do sudoku, some do word verification.

Self DMan - Great doc. But the first time I saw it I thought Tweedy was an as*hole.

Unfinished Dude - Who's Wilco? We need to talk.

Scribe - Better naked in the kitchen than under the bed.

Ms. P - Thanks. I think I may have to separate a few of them.

Jeff - Who doesn't love Charlie the Tuna?

Laura - I should be so lucky to have such a doctor. Oops did I type that out loud?

Cohnsey - Never caught the culprit. But they know I'm on the lookout.

Father M - And they've probably been stealing my beer, too.

Matt-Man - Rather, something you probably DID.

HoneyBell - Yes, that Buzz Lightyear always seemed a bit odd.

Kevin - Works for me.

Jen - Thanks. Sorry you couldn't join me.

Sage - Thanks. Sorry you couldn't join me and Jen. I mean, it is in your home state, right?

JD - Sorry. Maybe you need some Jeff Tweedy to soothe you.

VE said...

It was me. I told you I was a stalker! And I'm keeping that one pair of panties...

Needless To Say said...

Both dolls' facial expressions are just crying out for that pose; they complete each other, and your child was wise enough to see that. :)