Even though I got closed out of the conference, there'll be plenty of things for me to do. Too many actually. How do I choose?
There's the Blogher 5K or the Bowlher 09. Both sound like work, frankly.
There's the Ann Taylor Style Event or the gathering at the Queerosphere Crimson Lounge. Combine those two events and you'll have a REAL party.
--The MamaPopsRocks! A Sparklecorn Extravaganza???? Sounds sparkly. Very Sparkly.
--The Third Annual CheeseburgHer Party??? Wear a bag on my head? Hmm...maybe not.
--The Shutt Sister Suite GapBody Pajama Party??? A newly single girl partying with sisters in pajamas? What's wrong with that picture?
The choices were overwhelming.
I was going to go with the Queerosphere Crimson Lounge Party until I scrolled down the list and saw this:
When I read it was the Mommy Needs a Cocktail Party with chocolate, microbrews and a wine bar I knew my fantasy life had collided with my real life.
It's about time.
Look for me fellow Blogherers and keep me posted on any John Cusack sightings.
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