Checking out my stats the other day I was delighted to see that people are actually reading this blog. So I did my Hippie Happy Dance--think Martha Graham to a feedback-y Wilco song.
But upon closer inspection I found out that many of them simply landed here by typing keywords into Google.
Here's the key words that got people to my fantasy life:
Couch surfing sexy Susie
Susan Sarandon hot You Tube
Biggest teen mammaries
Mommy mammaries
Cut her mammaries
Breastfeeding nursing fantasies
Best teen celeb cleavage
Skinny dip
I love daddy fantasy
Biggest communes in the US
Virgin looses her cherry
Fantasy eat semen
For the record I have never blogged about semen. I only mentioned semen in passing because that's what Chris Wood got Diesel for Christmas. The other stuff--sex, mammaries, communes, Susan Sarandon, couch surfing--guilty as charged.
Yet I am nothing if not an introspective blogger, so when I took those and other key words such as beer, Xanax, Vicodin, and Jeff Tweedy lyrics into account, I had a realization.
And it's not pretty.
All this time I thought I was just a Hip Mommy Blogger.
No.
Turns out my whole blog is about Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll!
Please Help.
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Stay tuned for more S & D & R & R when I reveal my top ten bloggy crushes.
posted at Humor-Blogs.
