Back to Jewish Dancer Dude, my college friend (ex lover if you were paying attention). He’s one cool guy who’s made his living as a dancer with Toronto’s premiere dance companies without having to wait tables. Although, he did do a brief stint as a film extra--if you see any movies with SWAT teams, look for him. You have to have a special certification to do that, you know.
Disclaimer #2: I feel badly about mentioning the ex-lover thing. Just pretend you never read that.
Anyway, get this. As a dance instructor, he’s had this Canadian actress in class:
Neve Campbell.
For those of you who live in Russia, Neve used to be engaged to My John Cusack. How’s that for stalking twice removed?
And for those of you who think Neve is sexier than this woman:
and want to see more of her, Neve--not Steffi--google her images. There's even one with her kissing a topless Denise Richards.
Anyway, Dancer Dude is married to Opera Singer Woman. Once I got over the fact that she is younger and hotter than me, I was cool with it.
Opera Singer has performed with the Canadian Opera Company, aka COC. Seriously.
Now she’s with the Iseler Singers, a professional 20- voice chamber choir. And a featured soloist, no less.
I can personally vouch for her voice—getting onto an elevator with a young woman on her way to a bat mitzvah, we all broke into Hava Nagila, including 3-year old Lucas, their son.
Yep, 3-year old Lucas, who when he isn’t singing Hebrew folk songs, does a mean guitar impression of Smoke on the Water.
Bored yet?
BTW, did I tell you I ran into Nicholas Cage going into the club I was coming out of?
OK. OK. That was a few years ago at the festival. Before Lucas. Days when Dancer Dude and Opera Singer Woman and I would barhop and afterpary till 4:00 in the morning.
Afterparty as a verb. I made that up.
So now with a toddler around, Dancer Dude is back in school studying to be an Osetopath. That’s an MD Lite.
And in his spare time he’s a Chauffeur Guy. And guess who Chauffeur Guy drove around for five days last week:
And guess which buddy of Adrien Brody’s also rode in the car on the way to a bar:
And for those of you from Russia, I love Mark Ruffalo almost as much as I love John Cusack.
I also love bars.
Chauffeur Guy doesn’t steer and tell, but he did say that Brody is engaged (he won’t say to whom) and that Ruffalo is very green, usually escorted around in a hybrid vehicle.
In short, because my very cool friends are very busy I usually have to film it alone. Film it--made that one up too. Afterwards, I wait at a bar for Chauffeur Guy to drop off his last client and pick me up.
Which is how I met the Iranian, the guy from Northern Ireland, a Chinese-Canadian oil guy who claims we have enough reserves to last forever, and a short Italian man who does wait tables.
What can I say? I can't help it other woman don't sit at bars alone.
Disclaimer #3: Lest you get the wrong idea, I totally respect Mark Ruffalo for his mind. And about the beer, well, I really don't drink that much.
OK I do. But I don't drink and drive. Chauffeur Guy drives. And no offense to Russians or short Italian waiters. I love vodka and red wine, too.
Bored yet?
I am. So I'll continue this story in Part III: Films and Famous People.
Meanwhile, give a still hungover blogger a smiley at Humor-Blogs.
