What is up?
I am not a Big Black Woman. This is 2008. Does that really matter?
I’m not a Thick Goddess, a Muscular Aggressive Woman, a 34 D, a Sexy Athletic 21 year-old or a Submissive Lover.
I am not Bi-Curious or Poly Amorous or into Ageplay.
I am not a Sexual Nudist.
I am not a College Cutie looking to have fun in Florida. I am not willing to spend the week in Cincinnati or to relocate to Wisconsin. I am not a Pentecostal Spirit-Filled Woman. I am not Hawaiian. I am not a Dental Assistant with Access to Nitrous Oxide. I do not have Herpes.
And I sure as hell am not a Lactating Woman nor do I wish to role play one.
And to you Mr. Goofy Creative Person who Comes Up With Corny TV Ads: Having the actress Reese Witherspoon hold a large spoon and say, “How do you eat your Reeses? Witherspoon!” is lame.
Whatever happened to long walks on the beach?
If I'm looking for Goofy Creative People, I check out Humor-Blogs.
