Which brings up a question. Is saying you're not blogging about beer actually blogging about beer?
Anyway, thanks to everyone for their support--it seems more guys are over here commenting when I don't blog about beer (such as Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA) than when I do blog about beer (such as Great Lakes Commodore Perry). But back to my bangs.
As requested, I will now reveal my latest effort not to look like Susan Sarandon. First, a disclaimer. Do you know how freakin' hard it is to take a decent picture of yourself?
There's the matter of the flash:

Then the positioning of the camera:

Decisions like glasses on:

Or off:

Or hair down:

Or up:

And after all that, you realize how stupid your bangs are (and that you need braces and botox) and you secretly wish you looked more like Susan Sarandon.
It's enough to drive one to drink (but not beer, definitely not beer).
And speaking of other bloggers who don't and never will look like Susan, JT at The Goth Mom tagged me for my first meme--three things my spousal unit would say about me. Most of them I can't repeat on my blog, but here are three I can:
1) I blog too much.
2) I talk about John Cusack too much.
3) I show too much cleveage.
Stay tuned for my next post where I reveal my cleveage. Just kidding. This is a family blog after all.
For more family blogs, go to Humor-Blogs and vote for me by clicking that odd little PAC MAN guy. It's been two days of not blogging about beer and I need something to look forward to.
p.s. is Pac Man one word or two?


